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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Looking Forward to Turning 40</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This June is a big month for me because it&#8217;s the time of year when I officially switch from drinking hot coffee to iced coffee. It&#8217;s also when I get to break out my flip-flops. Oh, yeah . . . and, um, I&#8217;m turning 40 this month.
Honestly, it&#8217;s really exciting and I&#8217;d have to say [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turning 40: A Crisis Averted</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I learned that I had a near miss with catastrophe, and I didn&#8217;t even know it. I shudder to think how close I was to disaster.
My sister, who has apparently never met me, was planning the dreaded 40th birthday surprise party.
Thank God she abandoned her efforts before calamity could strike.
To say I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PG Holyfield&#8217;s Comic Strip on Turning 40</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 05:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Check out the comic
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		<title>40 is Something, All Right by Shana</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My 40th birthday is just around the bend. In fact, it’s coming at me like a teenage boy in his daddy’s sports car with a backseat full of girls he’s trying to impress. Sigh. I’d much prefer to think that middle age was still taking its sweet time to get here— much like a silver-headed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Other Secret by J. Scott</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the last year or so, there&#8217;s been a book called &#8220;The Secret&#8221; at or near the top of the nonfiction bestseller list, its reign broken only by Steven Colbert&#8217;s outstanding &#8220;I Am America And So Can You!&#8221; and various other short-term winners. I have no earthly clue what the book&#8217;s about, as I tend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Over the hill and up a creek</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ BY MEREDITH C. CARROLL 
Being middle-aged has taken quite a beating as of late. The Food and Drug Administration issued a warning last week that Botox injections — the saving grace for those with rapidly maturing foreheads — can result in serious adverse reactions, including death.
Forty-seven-year-old Columbia University and Harvard Law School graduate Barack [...]]]></description>
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